A gay man walks into a drugstore and asks the pharmacist whether he sells extra-large condoms. The pharmacist replies, "Yes we do. We stock the 'Magnum' brand by Trojan. Would you like to buy some?" He responds, "No sir. But would you mind if I waited around here until someone does?"
A gay man, finally deciding he could no longer hide his sexuality from his parents, went over to their house and found his mother in the kitchen cooking dinner. He sat down at the kitchen table, let out a big sigh, and said, "Mom, I have something to tell you: I'm gay." His mother made no reply. The guy was about to repeat himself when she turned away from the pot she was stirring and said calmly, "You're gay, doesn't that mean you put other men's penises in your mouth?" The guy said nervously, "Uh, yeah, Mom, that's right." His mother whirled around, whacked him over the head with her spoon and said, "Don"t you ever complain about my cooking again!"
A chicken and an egg are lying in bed. The chicken is smoking a cigarette with a satisfied smile on its face. The egg is frowning and looking a bit pissed off.
The egg mutters to no one in particular, "Well, I guess we finally answered THAT question!"
List of Possible Slogans Promoting National Condom Week
•Cover your stump before you hump.
•Before you attack her, wrap your whacker.
•Don't be silly, protect your willy.
•Don't be a loner, cover your boner.
•You can't go wrong, if you shield your dong.
•If you think he's spunky, cover your monkey.
•If you slip between his thighs, condomize.
•It will be sweeter if you wrap your peter.
•He won't get sick, if you wrap your dick.
•If you go into heat, package your meat.
•While your undressing venus, dress up your penis.
•Never ever deck her, with an unwrapped pecker.
•The right selection, is to protect your erection.
•Wrap it in foil, before checking his oil.
•If you really love her, wear a cover.
•Sex is cleaner with a packaged wiener.
•If you can't shield your rocket, leave it in your pocket.
•If you're gonna love, wear the glove.