Fun in the office

Didn't do much at work today, as our project assistant brought her 2 1/2 year old son in because she couldn't find anyone to take care of him. So my colleagues and I took turns to entertain the boy. We found a tennis ball for him to play with but the ball was too hard to throw around in an office environment. So the mother went to our boss' room (who was unaware that she brought the kid in) and asked "Bert, do you have a soft ball?" You should have seen the guy's face!