Sunday, 5 October 2008

Tonight in the disco

Me: "Hey, how are you? Long time no see".
He: "I am fine, I don't go out much."
Me: "I see. How long have you been here now?"
He: "Two years."
Me: "Do you like it here? Are we Dutch treating you well?"
He: "It is OK, just that everybody tries to get me in bed."
Me: "Really? Well, I didn't try...."
He: "True"
Me: "Is that positive or negative?"
He: "Positive."
Me: "................"

2 comments:

sgboy said...

"It is OK, just that everybody tries to get me in bed."

that is the oldest line in the book, I always had sucess with it....I bet you fell for it too...wink win

Colin said...

That ego! Next..